WARNING- review contains swearing!
like i said this game is a cult classic!. In this game Conker has to return home to his girlfriend, Berri(he Bunny Halle Berry cliche *ding*). The Accessibility scores are as follows:
Audibility 10
spoken dialogue in the in-game cut scenes has subtitles,but in this game its in speech bubbles similar to a comic book or graphic novel, so you can understand what is going on in the story. Epic win for hearing impaired players.
Visibility 10
Although there is no need for one! Everyone else but Conker is foe! So you will know who to introduce a frying pan into who's face (at high speed of course). So you wont have any issues in the Visually impaired territory.
Mobility 10
if youve been playing classic N64 platformers, like Mario 64, Banjo Kazooie( please read my review for more information) you'll be A-OK with is game. Controls are very easy and simple. But the controls are not customisable, i mean its the Nintendo 64 were talking about here, so if i were to mark this down, I DESERVE to get s@#& thrown at me by the Great mighty Poo!
Gameplay 10
In short, this is Banjo Kazoie Meets Triscia's least favourite game, Duke Nukem Forever(hail to the king baby!). You explore through sandbox-type levels completing objectives and earning cash as you progress through the game's levels crudeness and vulgarities which is rather humorous( it's supposed to be anyway!). In short this game is one of my favorite game in this collection of games on the Xbox One.
OVERALL SCORE 100%
very accessible and a s@#& load of fun! this game deserves to get an Ultra Combo, but alas, Cloud failed to defeat the Great Mighty Poo. Conker takes top spot from FF7!
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